Then you better not damage my board. And besides, your a HOTT cherub. And Paul, leave Marko alone. Don't think I don't have my own little nickname for you mister... what was it that I called him. *Sit's down to think on it.* Oh ya! Headbanger-swimmer! That's what I called you! *Looks Paul up and down.* Definitly fit's.

AND SINCE WHEN THE FLYING FUCK AM I A WAITER!! AM I EVEN GETTING PAYED TO BE A WAITER!! I'M A BAR-MAID!! DAMNIT!! A BAR-MAID!! And another Mon-Co coming up Ma'm .

Paul: Aww, chill out girl!

Ya no doubt, sorry man, shoot. Just uh, watch the language ok, there are kiddies about.

Marko: What do you call me?

I call you babe. *Big smile*

Paul: *Laughs* Wasn't Babe a pig?

Marko: Can you say lice?

Paul *Glares* Hey, that was an accident!

Marko: Ya, with a girl. Or was that several girls?

Paul: I'm a lucky man bro. *Pauses* Hey, you got any spiced rum over there, Shattered?

My eyes...they feel heavy and droopy. *Yawns* Still no flying purple goldfish though.

Why yes I do, thankyou for asking headbanger-swimmer* almost fall's off ladder* woh, almost fell there. *Grab's bottle* Nice choice. One question though, do you want the brand from 1867 or 1935?* hold's two bottles*

If Babe was a pig, then why does Paul moan 'BAAAAAAABE' when he reads Playboy?

I really have no idea. Guess we 'll have to ask him.*Start's poking David*
Coco(my big brother): Ciara, what have I told you since you were two?
Um, don't do the chicken dance?
Coco: That, and don't go poking bears or vampires.
Oh, but it's fun!
Coco:Do you like your fingers?
Yes, I do like my fingers. I couldn't type without them, or mix drinks at work.*Still poking David*
Coco: Then you better stop poking David.
Oh* Stops poking David* But I'm bored!
Coco: And I know from expierence that when she get bored the area becomes very dangerous. So we're going to find something to do before all hell breaks loose.*Grabs me by the arm and wanders around the cave looking for something to do*
Call me if you need anything!
Coco: Why did I ever teach her this stuff.

*Back to poking David* Do something! Move! Bet your own beer! Anything!* Flops on to couch*

David: Yes but it's more fun to see you flushed.

*Growl* Why? I'm not that entertaining am I?

David: Well it's eather that or I show Paul the pic of when your bathing suit top fell off. I figure this way I'm the only one bugging you.

Coco: Whats this I hear about a blackmailing photo-graph?

David: Um, nothing?

Coco: Dude, if you want to blackmail her jus bring this up...* David and Coco take off walking, talking about blackmail.*

Why do I have a feeling I'm gonna be doing stuff I don't want to do?

Laddie: Cause that's the way it is. Now get me a rum ho'.

Okay! That it!* Grabs Laddies ear and drags him to a boring corner* Ten minutes! And if any of you boys try to get him out you going into corners too! Do you understand me?

Marko: *Chuckles* You actually think you could put any of us in the corner? We could just as easily eat you.

Paul: Speaking of which, I'm starved bro. Where's the pizza? And who is that? *Points to David talking to the mysterious kid*

That's uh...that's her brother, I guess. *Shrugs*

Paul: I think we should stop bringing people in from other planets.

*Laughs* Don't you mean universes?

Paul: What the hell ever, I don't care. They're all here.

Mohinder: I'd be very happy to go back home...

Dwayne: Shut the hell up.

Dang, someone's pissy tonight. *Grabs up a dust bunny and shoves it in mouth* I forgot how good they taste.

Yes, but are any of you fourth degree black belts? And David wouldn't eat me. Who would style his hair free of charge? Plus Laddie shouldn't have called me a ho'. Last I checked I'm not beingpayed for sex.

David: Sorry. I need a hairdresser.

Paul: Damn it. I knew you go to salons!

Dwayne: I agree with Shattered. Laddie shouldn't have talked to her that way and she has me to put all of you in the corner. And I'll pull more then your ear.

*blush* Thank-you.

Coco:* drags her back behind bar* Enough! I'm going to the bonfire party. Lovely Laceys there.* Out of the cave*

David: Ok, this is gotten way out of hand. I have no hair dresser. I'm immortal.

*Nods* Besides, vampires don't have to worry about black belts, they're still stronger.

Paul: Hell ya, lil sis. I'll raise to that.

What your joint?

Paul: Yeah so?

Dwayne: Still Laddie needs to watch his tongue.

Marko: Fine, but you're not putting us in the corner man.

Dwayne: No. I think we're a little too old for that.

*Snickers* Literally. *Casually walks up behind Marko and jumps on his back* Give me a ride Marko! *Laughs* I'll love you forever.

Marko: You already do.

I know. Fine I'll just sit her and enjoy the view.

*Sitting behind bar reading a mag.* I'm starting to get bored.* Phone starts ringing* We get reception here?* Answers phone to schreeching* Ahuh,*pause* ya, I'll get it for you,* more screeching noise* Got it. Be back soon.*Hangs up* Damn, now I gotta change my phone number. She knows what it is.

Paul: *looks up from rolling* Who's the schreecher?

My grandmother from hell.

*The whole room flickers out of existence, leaving everyone standing in a black void. A faint 'Oops! Wrong spell!' is heard before the room fades back in.... covered once again in glitter*

*Witty strolls in outta nowhere carrying 12 large pizza's*

A little help here!

*Paul dashes over to help*

Mohinder: Where have you been?!
Peter: Where's Claire?

*Sighs* Now I remember why I took my time in coming back here; annoying characters. Plus David.

I already sent Claire and Sylar back to the Heroes-verse. They helped me pull a few pranks on Max and the Frogs, they also helped me kill some clones, so their job is done here.

Mohinder: Why are we still here?

Well, Peter is Luv's new toy, so he's here till she tells me to send him back. And, well, I could send you back, but I don't feel like it right now. *Evil grin*

*Waves to the few new members* Hi y'all, wish I'd been here with ya sooner.... but RL is a busy place.

*Notices Laddie in the corner, and looks at Dwayne with surprise* What'd he do?

Dwayne: Called someone a ho.

*Slow blink* ... Uh, so?

David: That's what I said.

Dwayne: *ignoring David* He called a cave member a ho.

Oooh. I see... not cool Ladd. Only strangers and enemies may be called by vulgar names. Unless in jest. Or if it's one of the boys.

Marko: It's okay to call us vulgar names?

Sure. You're evil vamps, you deserve it most of the time.

Peter: *Giving a disgusted look at Dwayne and Witty* That's some great parenting you're doing; it's okay to teach the child to cuss at strangers, but not family. Except for the heads of the family, they're fair game?

*Dwayne growls at him while Witty simply rolls her eyes* Hey, when you get your own sidekick you can treat him however you please. Besides, the kid is living in a cave with vampires and insane digi-fans; we do the best we can with what we got.

Pizza!!*Gets the paper plates out.* Bout time someone brought something to eat.*Notices Laddie in the corner.* Come on out Laddie. You can cuss at Coco, but not me. OK?

Laddie: Awesome!

Coco: Why me?

Cause its funny when your called names. Just no Yo-Mama fights, ya hear?

Laddie/Coco: Yes mam'.*Goes off to cause trouble.*

This place still exists! The tradition was carried on! I want a revival... I demand a convening of The Glitter Girls NOW!

You asked for a Glitter Girl and here I am!

Hey girls!